jubilation

sometimes it is difficult to remember sit back and contemplate just how great we all are as people and individuals. and by we all i mean i. because let's be honest, i am the best. i really really think this. i am just the best at everything i do. everything that i am bad at i dismiss as stupid, like "math is stupid" or "fashion is stupid" or "drugs is stupid." everything i like to do is the best, like "i am the best." i know fun facts, like how bartholomew is the patron saint of armenia, whiteners, and nervous diseases.

here are some other "bests"


best at organizing, moustache


best at dying in a funny way, best hair


best at making plans, best beard