no LSD tonight

artemis i apologize for being so neglectful of our blog but i have been engaged in the kind of debauchery for the past few days that necessitates devoting all my spare moments to personal appearance and avoiding parents. most important conclusion of recent days



hospital bracelets are in. weird no? i feel like the logic goes something like, well lindsay lohan has one. anyway there is a place on st. marks which has begun manufacturing them alongside "wayfarers" and south dakota "driver's licenses."

ok summary of week to make up for poor attendance
mary, mary, mary, uniqlo, pinkberry
lost in soho (embarrassing)
miraculously cured injury with unprescribed painkillers
threw a party in the chelsea hotel
did not get arrested in the chelsea hotel
ate catalan food with cook
did not realize said cook was homosexual, oops
made unsuccessful apple cake
ate wonderful brunch with artemis
made sorbet with sexy single opera singer jamie
and finally

confessed to parents my actual ambition in life, which is to find a husband. expensive education is justified by use at cocktail parties. mother implies that this is immoral. i point out that she did not exactly pursue her career after marriage. this is not a defeat of feminism my friends. i just want financial security so that i can become a philosopher.

morals

paz, i just found jackson frank on the internet. music blogs are a very nice discovery. i think its sortof bad to steal music but i can't help myself. my sister bought me "walk the line" on dvd as a gift. i hadn't seen it before - it was very nice and made me feel romantic and lovely - and there was a surprise when i watched it, an advertisement about how pirating music and dvds = terrorism = drug trade and that sucks a fair amount. i try my best to be a worthy citizen and i'm reading yet another book about the evils of industrial agriculture (it's evil!!!!!!!) and i'm a vegetarian again. unless i see the lamb roasting on a spit in full form i'm not gonna touch it. but thats not ok because i download music off the internet, usually i say its ok cause i mainly download the music of people who've died, but recently i downloaded a pavement album and i guess thats really bad. we're faced with moral dilemmas every day, my children of the universe.
also please don't see the namesake. it was not worth eleven dollars. eleven dollars?????? what happened to ten seventy five??? arent the indie cinemas supposed to have morals, or pretend to have morals, or be anti-corporate freegans or something?????