The Bright New Year

EDIT: humorous yes??????

RESOLUTIONS:
-become thin
-maintain dignity and composure at all times
-study really hard
-every day, in every way, gain the moral high ground
-get closer to Jesus
-part hair on left side
-work on concept album
-work on public speaking skills
-read british newspapers
-stop writing in journal as if i think someone's maybe going to read it or publish it someday maybe
-find something to care about (besides weight loss)
-make sure friends know that i love and cherish them, maybe give them hand made gifts more often
-spend the summer doing something useful and productive like losing weight
-try new drugs
-get really good at texting
-learn the dance from bande a part
-spend less money on alcohol
-stop making lame facebook albums
-write down all revelatory/revolutionary religious and philosophical theories, no matter how sleepy i am
-don't cheat on boyfriend(s)

i mean it!