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Bobby Rogers wrote
at 11:49pm on May 14th, 2007
at 11:49pm on May 14th, 2007
Here is my five step plan:
Step one: Fill each toilet bowl with 20 goldfish (they're only 12 cents a peice). Maintainance will have no problem cleaning it up: just flush, and there will be no moral problems; goldfish get fed to fish and ground up into food and suffocated in little plastic bags all the time.
Step two: Fill the toilet bowls with frogs. Again, no major moral problems with flushing; they're just amphibians.
Step three: Mice in toilet bowls. If you don't flush them it will be impossible to clean and they'll all escape and cause an infestation.
Step four: Guinea pigs. We'll have to cover the tops of the bowls so they don't escape. Again, they'll have to flush.
Step four: Small puppies
Step five: endangered baby condors
We just made them drive a species to extinction, destroying their sense of morality. PRANK'D!
Optional sixth step: toddlers
Step one: Fill each toilet bowl with 20 goldfish (they're only 12 cents a peice). Maintainance will have no problem cleaning it up: just flush, and there will be no moral problems; goldfish get fed to fish and ground up into food and suffocated in little plastic bags all the time.
Step two: Fill the toilet bowls with frogs. Again, no major moral problems with flushing; they're just amphibians.
Step three: Mice in toilet bowls. If you don't flush them it will be impossible to clean and they'll all escape and cause an infestation.
Step four: Guinea pigs. We'll have to cover the tops of the bowls so they don't escape. Again, they'll have to flush.
Step four: Small puppies
Step five: endangered baby condors
We just made them drive a species to extinction, destroying their sense of morality. PRANK'D!
Optional sixth step: toddlers
