eccentricity

my friends in christ church are buying a cow for christ church meadows. apparently there's a large faction in the college's administration that's been pushing to "bring back animals."

"since it takes three years for a cow to grow, we'll buy it now, give it food and stuff and, you know, amuse it and everything. get it a little wooly hat. then when our degrees are done we're going to have an enormous feast... called the vaccanalia"

obama obama

My friends

I have not been updating because I have been consumed by politics. I spent the week of the NH primary going door to door in very cold weather begging, manipulating and sometimes convincing old people and lonely 40 year old men to vote for Barack Obama. What a man!!!!!!!!

I have become very good at convincing people to vote for this man. I do it 1. to feel powerful 2. to feel intelligent 3. to make him president. because I really support him.

FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS I CALL THE FOUR I'S AND ONE V. They are:

integrity

intelligence

vision

image

electability. (pronounced ilectability)

STAY TUNED FOR I #1.

mashed potato, mousse
moussaka, matzoh ball soup,
flesh sags - life crumbles.