hello sunshine

happy weekend! perhaps this will make you cheerful (or ill)

shit man

what to get mama k for christmas?
why didnt you & your fam come to our party?

yesterday

yes/
greek relatives
christmas
ice cream maker
up the bracket
danielson: a family movie
picnic basket
lavender everything
chocolate everything

\no
turtlenecks
war of the worlds as a 9/11 allegory
the good german
intrusive and/or conservative family friends
sparkly sweaters
mean nine year old girls

christmas presents

homemade christmas presents are the bomb. they can be really lame and no one will question it. check out these sweet deals i've been milkin:
1. headbands for your lady friends! buy five headbands for 2.89 at duane reade and wrap with ribbons.
2. make icecream. you need an icecream maker for this. luckily i've been using my friend jamie's. i bought my parents an icecream maker for christmas. hoorayy consumerism.
3. chocolate truffles! you melt quality bittersweet chocolate and you heat up heavy cream. 5:4 ratio. you can steep things like lavender, or green tea, or chai, or put vanilla etc etc etc etc in the heavy cream. then you whip it to pudding like consistency and leave it for four hours. then you can make it into beautiful balls with your hands and dip the outside in cocoa powder or if youre feeling really creative, you can use your icecube trays from your third grade flightless bird phase and make penguin shaped truffles.