Tuesday, April 17, 2007

add spice

my mattress was dead so for my birthday i asked for a space technology certified tempur-pedic mattress. lately i have noticed that i have only been sleeping six or seven hours a day recently, even on days when i have all the time i like, but i have been totally energetic anyway! hooray! this is really great because on weekends when i'm tired i tend to sleep eight or nine hours. this means that in one year, i will have added over ten days of awake time to my life and if i live to 54, i will have added over a year of awake time to my life! this is really awesome and far superior to adding a whole year to the end of life because then i won't be so energetic, but instead i'm adding my extra awake time throughout the course of my life. i hope to spend this extra time learning new languages, helping people, and going to mass.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

don't try to justify your space age mattress this is as ridiculous as your sister and other blogs

Anonymous said...

i mean your sister's tv/king bed

Artemis said...

shut the fuck up i'm not materialistic i'm reading "the omnivore's dilemma"

Anonymous said...

good freegan

Anonymous said...

paz, i can't wait till you come spend time in my beddd