heres a little bit of old school for ya

Why is it that young pop stars always feature themselves on their debut single? By feature themselves, I mean, insert their names into the song lyrics where its not necessarily appropriate. Then they rap a verse and give a little flavor of their pop icon persona. I mean, I get it, they want their name to PoP PoW but it's totally absurd. Let's go over this.
Lil' Romeo "Oh Romeo you're the cutest boy I know! I know I know! So let me be your girlfriend" wait it goes on
"11 years old, makin' A's and B's
and these lil mommy's can't keep their hands off me
when you see in the streets holla what's up doc
I gotta a bugs bunny chain wit a matchin' watch
I make you jump like Kris Kross, bounce like Bow
I'm the next generation, I came to lock it down
I'm a little boy, but live a big man's life
I got girls passin' up wanna be my wife
I got grown women wanna be in my life
by the time I'm 18 I'm not gon be nothin' nice
I'm that R-O-M-E-O, after high school
I'm goin' straight to the pro's bounce,bounce"
OK that one is my favorite. That is a fucking incredible song. Better than anything the Jackson 5 ever did like forreal.
Next we have Aaron Carter. Do you remember that smash hit "Aaron's Party"??? He plugs himself a whole lot in that ditty
" The door bell rings cuz the party's here
I'm crankin up the stereo like it's New Years
Walkin' 'round the house like who's Da Man
(Everybody do it like Aaron can)"
" Aaron C's in the house, here we go
Come with it"
I can't remember what Hillary Duff's first song was nor can I remember Lil Bowwow's and that's the extent of my recent pop knowledge. Now I'm talking about 11-14 year old pop stars and not 17 year old like Britney, Avril etc.
What prompted this was that everyone has been singing this retarded song by Miley Cyrus who apparently is the hot new teen celeb. The song is genius in that it isn't catchy and the singer just sounds like a huge loser. Yet she makes sure to identify herself as big loser nonetheless:
" The last time I freaked out
I just kept looking down
I st-st-stuttered when you asked me what I'm thinking about
Felt like I couldn't breath
You asked what's wrong with me
My best friend Lesley said "Oh she's just being Miley""
umm so kids these days identify not with bugs bunny watch and break dancing but WEAK INSECURE GIRLS yeaaaaaahhhh