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Bobby Rogers wrote
at 11:49pm on May 14th, 2007
at 11:49pm on May 14th, 2007
Here is my five step plan:
Step one: Fill each toilet bowl with 20 goldfish (they're only 12 cents a peice). Maintainance will have no problem cleaning it up: just flush, and there will be no moral problems; goldfish get fed to fish and ground up into food and suffocated in little plastic bags all the time.
Step two: Fill the toilet bowls with frogs. Again, no major moral problems with flushing; they're just amphibians.
Step three: Mice in toilet bowls. If you don't flush them it will be impossible to clean and they'll all escape and cause an infestation.
Step four: Guinea pigs. We'll have to cover the tops of the bowls so they don't escape. Again, they'll have to flush.
Step four: Small puppies
Step five: endangered baby condors
We just made them drive a species to extinction, destroying their sense of morality. PRANK'D!
Optional sixth step: toddlers
Step one: Fill each toilet bowl with 20 goldfish (they're only 12 cents a peice). Maintainance will have no problem cleaning it up: just flush, and there will be no moral problems; goldfish get fed to fish and ground up into food and suffocated in little plastic bags all the time.
Step two: Fill the toilet bowls with frogs. Again, no major moral problems with flushing; they're just amphibians.
Step three: Mice in toilet bowls. If you don't flush them it will be impossible to clean and they'll all escape and cause an infestation.
Step four: Guinea pigs. We'll have to cover the tops of the bowls so they don't escape. Again, they'll have to flush.
Step four: Small puppies
Step five: endangered baby condors
We just made them drive a species to extinction, destroying their sense of morality. PRANK'D!
Optional sixth step: toddlers
2 comments:
although i'm sure the complexity and hence true hilarity of this joke escapes me, i found the mentions of morality thoroughly enjoyable. additionally, a friend (and what a friend!) recently told me a french farmer who ran his tractor over a mcdonalds was tried for "crimes against morality". i hope the goldfish and frogs hypothetically used for this joke don't come from corporational giants that symbolize the land of freedom, or else you'd possibly be in trouble, after all.
You write very well.
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