I AM A GROWN UP NOW

here are the things that have happened since this blog went into hibernation:

college
i finished college
i live in london now
enrolled in masters' degree as private in-joke with myself (not that funny)
i decided to be a lawyer
i turned 21 and then i turned 22
different hair
michael jackson died
acquired semipermanent manfriend
am now only like 90-95% self-involved
rode on bicycles a lot
had a feminist awakening
did lots of cooking

WILL I EVER BE FUNNY AGAIN???