red hat? i want a hat of blood!

what i did today, saturday:
11: woke up
11-11:35: got out of bed
11:35-12: mysterious lost period
12-12:45: surfed blogosphere
12:45-1: ate pear
1-1:30: ate apple
1:30-1:45: read fan email
1:45-2: ate orange
2-2:45: prepared to go to library (shower, put on lots of makeup, style hairs.
2:50: arrived at library
2:50-3:15: read calligraphy books in kansas city room
3:15-3:40: "did research" with evan (watched evan fill in sheet, watched evan play online golf game, watched evan play online soccer game)
3:40: went into stacks
3:44: realized all the gardening books are green


3:50: evan finds my book for me
3:50-4: read albrecht durer's diary, find out everything he ate and how many florins he paid for it



4-5: make librarian do research for me
5-6: sullenly eat dinner in lower left (salad, butternut squash, pastry involving apple) and read book furiously (a world lit only by fire).
6:05: saw this nice tree.

6:15: arrive adams hall. take off all clothes.

my plans for the night include neatening the hovel that is my room (this will involve removing the blood and orange peels from the carpet thank god) perhaps while watching reality bites, doing calligraphy while i listen to anna karenina, writing epic novel about my childhood for the stupid literary magazine i co-edit.