growing up.

attempt 1.
-mama, how will i ever make money?
-oh, well if you are nice to people, they will give you money.

attempt 2.
-daddy, when i finish college will you get me a paying job using your connections?
-no problem at all. there are four quadrants: sitting, standing, inside, outside. therefore, standing outside is farmer. sitting outside is farm stand. sitting inside is lawyer or hall monitor. standing inside is gynecologist.

thanks, bob. thanks, chech.


will someone come to forever 21 with me? i need this dress.

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