Should we also flood the Sistine Chapel, so tourists can get nearer the ceiling?

man, i can't wait till i can write an action letter without sounding like a huge prick
"From an evolutionary standpoint, each species in our ecosystem has evolved to its fullest ecological potential to sustain the environment by filling a different biological niche. For example, the water monitor has not evolved opposable thumbs, nor has learned to walk on two feet as homo sapiens, yet it is one of the oldest species on earth. It is unscientific to consider the monitor an inferior species when it has adapted so adeptly to its ecosystem over millions of years."
This merits a "yo Fuck!" for sure.