Friday, January 5, 2007

The New Me


When I go to college I plan to create a "new me." this will possibly include changing my name (for example, "maria mendez" is easier to pronounce than "maria paz mendez hodes," furthermore, "paz" sounds bad with other last names; thus men will not want to marry me) i also plan to have a new ethnicity. i have been asked if i am a member of the following races:

-japanese
-chinese
-korean
-mexican
-russian
-afghan
-iranian
-lebanese

from which country should i originate? i am going for "glam" & "exotic" here, so keep those 2 words in mind.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

kazakh

Unknown said...

I would recommend pacific islander. sexy, exotic, and it's what I say

m and p sing the blues said...

me too paz. marieke=marieka. you can be brazilian if i can be lithuanian. shake on it?

les Meteques said...

u got it marieke... ps i'm sitting in my sweet digs upstairs in the library, mrs. quattlebaum is giving me the kansas city room for my IP, if you were still here we would basically have an office out of which we could rule our empire of cool.

Anonymous said...

not brazilian!! what are you talking about in no way, in no way can she pass for brazilian! greek people are clearly the best looking and then maybe pacific islander because, to qutoe niko la vache, they are exy and exotic - nick kau wins. bithcez!

Anonymous said...

nick kau, do you know what i look like? i am not the one with the sewing machine, by the way

Anonymous said...

lebanese is definately glam/exotic